Yeah. It happened. I had to take a sick day. My immune system finally let me down. Normally my immune system and I are great buds. My immune system kicks butt. Yesterday afternoon, I started feeling icky and then I got achy. And a fever. I know I am getting sick when my fingers ache and my eyes feel hot. Is that weird?! I’m sure it is because it happens in my own special reality! I am convinced that my illness came from the Great Cell Phone Full Body Pat Down Incident of 2012. You missed it? See, you should sign up for my newsletter (keep reading for the newsletter announcement!) or you can click here to read about the incident. It was cell phone number 2. Left side. It had the gunk germs that have infected my body.
So I have been on the couch today and I was a little productive! I created a newsletter for the Kindergarten Smorgasboard! That’s right, you can sign up for my newsletter so you never miss any of the ideas, tips, shenanigans, sarcasm and freebies from the Smorgasboard! If you want to sign up and I really hope you will (PRETTY PLEASE! I am the NEWLYWED after all!) just look over to the right….and enter your email! Super easy. And I will start showing up in your email inbox! I promise not to harass you more than once or twice a month!!